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J. Brandt Andrist  

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  • Deviant since Feb 27, 2004, 3:53 PM
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Absence

Journal Entry: Wed May 31, 2006, 12:17 AM
It's been over a half of a year since I've submitted work, and I've decided the cause is that nobody scolded me enough. Shame on you, reader. Shame on all of you.

Despite your indiference I have submitted more work, and to prove that I am relatively unmoved by this developement, I have submitted poetry which is arguably the driest artform =D. So, check that out! I think you'll find it quite pleasing, in an unentertaining sort of way.

Roger, over and out *** --- . . . . .

PS correct my spelling if it pleases you.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 20
  • Current Residence: WA
  • Interests: guitar, drawing, writing, drums, cans of things, wiggly buttons, poisonous rocks
  • Favourite movie: The Count of MontiCristo, Matrix, Edward Scissor Hands, Gulivers Travels, American Beauty, Gladiator
  • Favourite band or musician: Currently: The Mars Volta
  • Favourite genre of music: NA (that's a crap question, labels hinder the creative process)
  • Favourite artist: Maynard James Keenan, Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Jon Theodore
  • Favourite poet or writer: I'm a book by book reader
  • Favourite photographer: NA
  • Favourite style of art: NA
  • Operating System: Windows XP ... ?
  • MP3 player of choice: NA
  • Shell of choice: The green ones with the windows and turny bits.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Shnozberrie flavoured, please
  • Skin of choice: I usually take it off before eating.
  • Favourite game: LIFE (<-Loser) WoW, Oblivion, Guildwars, Half-life 2
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: NA (Sick of family guy, that's for sure.)
  • Personal Quote: I am the Eggman - Half-mass commute through umbilical blisters - Avoid Ninjelephants in dark alleys.
  • Tools of the Trade: encephalon

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Devious Comments

~Likely:iconLikely: Apr 17, 2008, 9:08:58 PM
I'm mass spamming the DigiPen BFA kids with this message.

Check out Vicarville!

Vicarville.net

Thanks,
Grissom

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yeah, that's what I thought.
~jonathanseagull:iconjonathanseagull: Dec 2, 2007, 9:01:16 PM
Well you're an asshole. And by asshole I mean dickhole.

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There are three treasures that I hold and keep close to my heart. The first is love, the second is simplicity, the third is overcoming ego.
~jonathanseagull:iconjonathanseagull: Dec 2, 2007, 8:06:06 PM
Hey! I just realized that dA no longer puts it in your devWatch when someone submits a scrap. There's something in my scraps that I want to you C&C before I finish it. PLEASE.

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There are three treasures that I hold and keep close to my heart. The first is love, the second is simplicity, the third is overcoming ego.
~firesprite:iconfiresprite: Mar 18, 2007, 5:25:49 PM
Awesome! I didn't know you were on here, Brandt, with your cute stripey shirt and guitar...

Thanks for the comments. And awesome avatar. ;)

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Do you like cute things? Do you like food? Visit my HAPPY FOODS Cafepress store! [link]
~xxxShinomorixxx:iconxxxShinomorixxx: Mar 18, 2007, 3:36:26 PM
DP students keep poping up
~Echostarter:iconEchostarter: Mar 14, 2007, 6:19:55 PM
Yo fool!

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Valuing the intricate ways of simplicity.
=lenoki:iconlenoki: Jun 1, 2006, 10:16:22 PM
Thanks for the watch my friend :)

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ambition is just an excuse for not having the guts to be lazy
*starrysurrealism:iconstarrysurrealism: Dec 18, 2005, 10:08:11 PM
Cheese is good by itself! Oatmeal is not meant to be eaten with milk, honey, and brown sugar! AND HAM AND CHEESE TASTE GROSS!

There I think I said all I needed to...

Oh yes! Hi!

Alisa

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Carpe Lumen! Carpe Scienciam! Carpe Vitam!

The very concept of existence is surreal. To be able to understand it, would cause you to first lose yourself in the concept of what is.
~absurdjoy:iconabsurdjoy: Dec 4, 2005, 1:16:42 PM
you're just all over the internet!

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Zoos are full. Prisons are overflowing. Oh how the world still dearly loves a cage.
~RingoMcCartney:iconRingoMcCartney: Nov 26, 2004, 6:53:20 PM
Hello, there. .. I am talking to you, and you are talking to me. . . . .I really don't know what else to say besides the fact that I am so excited to see you tomorrow, and we will have lots of fun!! I've made a schedule for our day:
first 2 hours of making snow angels, then we will go ice skating, then we will eat a roll of toll house cookie dough as fast as we can, then we will top the day off by snuggling! *^_^* Sounds good, eh? Well, you are great and swell and yaddy yaddy poopdy doop. .. but you already knew that*^_^*. Talk to you now!

The End :frail: :frail:
~staringbutnotseeing:iconstaringbutnotseeing: Oct 16, 2004, 5:51:58 PM
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Brandt thanks for making me smile when my face is frozen in sadness. Thank you for being there when I need a hug. Thank you so much for knowing when I need a hug. Thank you so much for existing in my feeble life. Thank you so much.:cling: :cling:

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<3
Meredith
~MoralTechnicality:iconMoralTechnicality: Oct 12, 2004, 10:51:01 AM
Yes? hello? Hi!

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"An eye for an eye just leaves the whole world blind."

"I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently?"
~ClinicallyInsane:iconClinicallyInsane: Sep 4, 2004, 5:53:26 PM
...Brandtaco....lol....XD
~staringbutnotseeing:iconstaringbutnotseeing: Aug 28, 2004, 9:00:48 PM
Brandt. I am bored. I have not talked to you in a while. It is 8 and my mother is asleep. This is very saddening. Why to people get old? It's saturday night and she's asleep by 8... this is sad. I WANT YOU AND ASHLEY TO SEE MY FLIPPIN DRESS! (don't ask me why it's just IMPORTANT to me!)

have a great happy cookie filled night!

:glomp:

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<3
Meredith
~staringbutnotseeing:iconstaringbutnotseeing: Aug 28, 2004, 9:00:43 PM
Brandt. I am bored. I have not talked to you in a while. It is 8 and my mother is asleep. This is very saddening. Why to people get old? It's saturday night and she's asleep by 8... this is sad. I WANT YOU AND ASHLEY TO SEE MY FLIPPIN DRESS! (don't ask me why it's just IMPORTANT to me!)

have a great happy cookie filled night!

:glomp:

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<3
Meredith
~KikuScissorhands:iconKikuScissorhands: Aug 17, 2004, 3:12:30 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
oh.... hi.... fancy meeting you here..... *eyes get all shifty and Igor-like*

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"I invented eating, you know. Singlehandedly solved starvation. It's how I got voted into office."
-- King Steve (8-bit Theatre)
=thundermistress:iconthundermistress: Aug 11, 2004, 3:45:59 PM
Thanks for the comment :3
~Zearow:iconZearow: Aug 4, 2004, 2:45:46 AM
Ah well,
I'm not lying XD
I get told that alot o.O; most people mistake me from 15-16.
~Swaroop:iconSwaroop: Aug 4, 2004, 2:45:26 AM
thanks for comment :)

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PLEASE
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~staringbutnotseeing:iconstaringbutnotseeing: Aug 4, 2004, 2:33:01 AM
Oh man you're at 603.... I guess this means I really do have to sing for you:sing: :sing: !

lol... well... not that big of a deal.:dance:

Well I'm :sleepy: !!!

I'll talk to you sometime tomorrow!

Later Gater,

Meredith :music: